Land Under Wave

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

World Heritage Post

what do you mean my childhood affected me

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

@mousegirlheart

IM DOING MY BEST

Charlie Taco has decided that we are best friends ever since I shared some of the cat treats I feed to the crows. He comes running down the street to see me and makes biscuits on the sidewalk. I'm turning into my father (Disney princess who keeps kibble in his pockets for whenever he meets an animal).

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

@mcelroyfamilystaff need to see this

I spontaneously sent this to my brother (likes cats and crochet) and it turns out hes been looking for a free version of this pattern for ages

@lankira

Free patterns get a reblog