gracie jean

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

Everything else aside, you have to admit that this would be the sickest party you’ve ever seen.

Oh, we are about to eat BEEFCAKE in season 2

Was in the passenger seat as we drove through flash flood conditions #scared and #fearing for my life and self soothed by looking at images of Shane Hollander I fear there is no hope for me .

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

I need them to include all these scenes in season 2, because I am afraid some people will need several reminders that Ilya is a proud bisexual

do you ever think about how during the cottage fuckstruck spooning sex Shane holds Ilya’s hair like he’s trying to ratatouille him. enough small talk big boy now fuck me

the tampa hotel scene is so insane like talk about #mybraveshane…. ilya is being so fucking meannnn here.. for him to look shane in the face and say “it’s simple for me” implying “idk about you but yeah this whole thing between us is so not a big deal to me and i definitely am not deeply invested in it like you but best of luck” I WOULD BE MOOOOORTIFIED and then die but shane is like. “☝️Bullshit. Also i like you way too much and ik you feel the same. do u wanna be something with me” HES CRAAAAAZY I LOVE YOU MY SHANE BOY

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

“Shane calling Ilya captain—“ okay I mean fine or whatever but the intimate power play of Shane being in charge on ice and Ilya being in charge in the bedroom. I belong to you except for when you belong to me. Ilya calling Shane captain as he supplicates himself in front of the team and Ilya still calling Shane captain as Shane is shaking and whining underneath Ilya with his face pushed into the sheets.