I Think I Might Be Happy.

being sad and horny is a privilege

Featured: the decoy's grab-and-scoop technique which allowed him to also snag a chihuahua to cuddle

This is what hieroglyphs and figures in ancient Egyptian temples looked like before their colors faded. They were recreated using a polychromatic light display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, following thorough research.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko

This is Walter. He looks like one of the wizards secretly running this website 

what if we all explode

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

i like when he uses the pillows like people

unrestrained summer fun

We’ve never met but you warmed my hands and I want you to know I love you and I’m rooting for you.

Happy Pride

Her name is joy because I made her when I was in a good mood and looking at her gives me joy . Okay . #MyMolecule