I ONLY FW GAY BOYS, THEYS, BAD BITCHES, AND DYKES

this took 3 months to do. enjoy

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

They should invent a cry for help that has zero negative effects on anybody and also that makes everyone treat you like a little animal in a cardboard box. But everyone’s cool with it because you’re a cute little animal and not an adult human that needs to get their shit together to stay alive

the app crashed three times trying to reblog this post

trying to do promethea in worldbox but everyone in this world is in the same kingdom. theyre so harmonious. youre ruining my fucking vibes guys

THE ENTIRE KINGDOM JUST FRACTURED INTO 12 PIECES

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use