I ONLY FW GAY BOYS, THEYS, BAD BITCHES, AND DYKES

this took 3 months to do. enjoy

i love you characters that use it/its pronouns

i love you real life people that use it/its pronouns

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

they aint lying about getting drunk enough that alc tastes liike juice. im sippin grape juice rn

there are people out there whose entire job is to make sure their factory's bagel slicer perfectly divides every bagel into one brick that barely fits in the toaster and one sliver so thin it's almost transparent

But…but…but… Muh evil ‘Murica….

BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ☝🏼🥇🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

This is Not an award show 😂

pain that is immediate and identifiable can be somewhat of a mercy

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions