Giddy Up, Cowbug

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

HAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY, NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

So play like a noob? got it

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.

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