Driven From Local Area (unsuccessfully)

the beach that. makes you dead

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

The old guard two is a ploy to get the same sex divorce rates up

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

the stupidest person you’ll ever meet is a customer and the second stupidest is a coworker

They’ll do that to you. They all want to do that to you but you can’t let them

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy