world of warcrap

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

LIVE NOW!

we're in the final stretches! 10 days left and $950 more to raise!! i know it can be done 🤝

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

you’re just letting her dodge accountability