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I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more  I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,   My fucks have runneth dry,  I’ve tried to go fuck shopping  But there’s no fucks left to buy  I’ve no more fucks to give,  Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,  I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive  To get everything done  I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy  For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement  Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I  Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! 

by 万籁Cathleen

Kuroko:

Kagami:

Aomine:

Kise:

Takao:

Midorima:

Murasakibara:

Himuro:

Akashi:

Riko:

Momoi:

Kasamatsu/Kise: 

Kiyoshi/Hyuga:

Seirin:

every disney/dreamworks/20th/animation songs: The Nightmare Before Christmas

spencer reid in criminal minds

For the meme “Send me a pairing and a prompt”

Whatever: Send me a “Whatever” and I’ll write whatever you ask for. The hell is that idea, omg, I still can’t get over it. I hope you fucking enjoy the hell you’ve created. GomxKagami, +Momoi +Riko +Seirin +Himuro +Alex +Hanamiya. Because it was a send all and I like kagami with everyone. Comedy and a little bit of lewdness. Crossdressing Kagami too!!

It didn’t seemed as a good idea. Even though he had agreed to take the goddamn picture and have actually took it, now that he looked at it, attached to a mail with the message the evil woman had asked him to put –a very disturbing “I’ve been very naughty, will you punish me?”-he regretted agreeing to that. He didn’t wanted to send it. It was too much even for a bet.

Taken from above with his right hand, the picture showed his whole body, as he was sitting over his own bed in a feminine posture, with the legs turned to the sides. He was wearing part of the stupid school-girl uniform Alex had gave him for that photo, with a mini skirt that hardly covered anything, the panties beneath being visible in a little part and big white socks to the knee. Lifting the white shirt with sailor collar with his left hand, the cute white brassier with pink laces could be almost completely seen.

He had trusted too much in his new basketball skills, and getting all cocky, had accepted the embarrassing bet of the woman, which just like an evil older sister with his baby brother, seemed to enjoy the idea of seeing him cross-dressed. The pose, clothes and message were all her demands, and she had said things would be a lot worse if he refused.