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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

i miss everyone

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

no that's the evil chancellor

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

and you'll never get rid of me

*her