GIA Gemologist | world's biggest Weezer fan | call me Sterling | 28 | he/they | california | a leftist hippie & eco-socialist | gymrat | trans rights | you can spam my posts it's fine
Call me Sterling, I'm queer and I use he/they pronouns. I'm 28 and living in California. I've been on this hellsite since 2012, trudging through the mulch of SuperWhoLock and coming out singing. Reformed Chronically Online Funnyman. I started a meme a few years ago and I don't regret it.
I'm a GIA Graduate Gemologist and I love rocks and minerals. I'm a private gemstone dealer specializing in corundum. I looooove talking about gemstones and jewelry! #drooling is my tag for pieces I love with my commentary.
Apologies to anyone using a screenreader. This is an image-heavy blog, but I post a balance between textposts and images.
Updated: June 2026
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Things I post:
Humor and Hot Button Topics (untagged NSFW humor, playground humor, and stupid humor)
Pro-LGBT humor that's actually funny (including the words faggot, dyke, girlcock/boypussy; jokes about pronouns, trans-positive trans jokes, and safe, well-intended banter)
Unironic Uplifting and Positivity Posting (no meanies allowed & you are loved)
Emo and Pop Punk boy bands (WEEZER!!!!, FOB, MCR, etc.)
Sometimes Nostalgiacore (for no other reason than it sparks joy in me)
Rocks and Crystals (I have a sideblog for it but some posts end up here too. I am also a graduate of GIA so rocks are kinda my thing lol)
Some Pokemon and Minecraft humor but that's really it for specific video games (and Orange Box games)
Writing posts (not fics but posts about writing itself)
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Things I do not post:
TERF/SWERF/Anything otherizing fellow LGBT folk including Ace/Aro (trans women are women and trans men are men)
General negativity and hategroup anything
Things I do not find funny
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Things I tag:
I don't tag shit but I also don't post things that need tags. I am photosensitive and normal about things.
You can try to ask me to tag something but just because I posted it once doesn't mean I'll likely post it again
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How long do you believe you could stay in total isolation from people? (Given all other needs are met requiring sanitation, nourishment and entertainment)
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A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was
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