GIA Gemologist | world's biggest Weezer fan | call me Sterling | 28 | he/they | california | a leftist hippie & eco-socialist | gymrat | trans rights | you can spam my posts it's fine
Call me Sterling, I'm queer and I use he/they pronouns. I'm 28 and living in California. I've been on this hellsite since 2012, trudging through the mulch of SuperWhoLock and coming out singing. Reformed Chronically Online Funnyman. I started a meme a few years ago and I don't regret it.
I'm a GIA Graduate Gemologist and I love rocks and minerals. I'm a private gemstone dealer specializing in corundum. I looooove talking about gemstones and jewelry! #drooling is my tag for pieces I love with my commentary.
Apologies to anyone using a screenreader. This is an image-heavy blog, but I post a balance between textposts and images.
Updated: June 2026
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Things I post:
Humor and Hot Button Topics (untagged NSFW humor, playground humor, and stupid humor)
Pro-LGBT humor that's actually funny (including the words faggot, dyke, girlcock/boypussy; jokes about pronouns, trans-positive trans jokes, and safe, well-intended banter)
Unironic Uplifting and Positivity Posting (no meanies allowed & you are loved)
Emo and Pop Punk boy bands (WEEZER!!!!, FOB, MCR, etc.)
Sometimes Nostalgiacore (for no other reason than it sparks joy in me)
Rocks and Crystals (I have a sideblog for it but some posts end up here too. I am also a graduate of GIA so rocks are kinda my thing lol)
Some Pokemon and Minecraft humor but that's really it for specific video games (and Orange Box games)
Writing posts (not fics but posts about writing itself)
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Things I do not post:
TERF/SWERF/Anything otherizing fellow LGBT folk including Ace/Aro (trans women are women and trans men are men)
General negativity and hategroup anything
Things I do not find funny
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Things I tag:
I don't tag shit but I also don't post things that need tags. I am photosensitive and normal about things.
You can try to ask me to tag something but just because I posted it once doesn't mean I'll likely post it again
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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions?
MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
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Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect
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You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.
Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?
Mississippi used to be at or near the bottom national literacy rankings and as I understand, their near meteoric surge in literacy rate ranking is almost entirely due to the fact that they largely still use phonics
And I want to emphasize here that the poor literacy is the intended outcome.
We've done the research on how to make a good education system and it's been put into practice irl via Finland, who has one of the best education systems in the world and it was built almost entirely using US research.
The lack of reading comprehension is the intended outcome
A couple weeks ago my boyfriend (habitual sleeptalker) said in his sleep “thats crazyyyyyy” and I said “what’s crazy?” And he said “that you didn’t know that” and then turned over and did not elaborate. And I can’t stop thinking about it what didnt I know..
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