GIA Gemologist | world's biggest Weezer fan | call me Sterling | 28 | he/they | california | a leftist hippie & eco-socialist | gymrat | trans rights | you can spam my posts it's fine
Call me Sterling, I'm queer and I use he/they pronouns. I'm 28 and living in California. I've been on this hellsite since 2012, trudging through the mulch of SuperWhoLock and coming out singing. Reformed Chronically Online Funnyman. I started a meme a few years ago and I don't regret it.
I'm a GIA Graduate Gemologist and I love rocks and minerals. I'm a private gemstone dealer specializing in corundum. I looooove talking about gemstones and jewelry! #drooling is my tag for pieces I love with my commentary.
Apologies to anyone using a screenreader. This is an image-heavy blog, but I post a balance between textposts and images.
Humor and Hot Button Topics (untagged NSFW humor, playground humor, and stupid humor)
Pro-LGBT humor that's actually funny (including the words faggot, dyke, girlcock/boypussy; jokes about pronouns, trans-positive trans jokes, and safe, well-intended banter)
Unironic Uplifting and Positivity Posting (no meanies allowed & you are loved)
Emo and Pop Punk boy bands (WEEZER!!!!, FOB, MCR, etc.)
Sometimes Nostalgiacore (for no other reason than it sparks joy in me)
Rocks and Crystals (I have a sideblog for it but some posts end up here too. I am also a graduate of GIA so rocks are kinda my thing lol)
Some Pokemon and Minecraft humor but that's really it for specific video games (and Orange Box games)
Writing posts (not fics but posts about writing itself)
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star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home
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i know this is tumblr and weβre all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing
"You only like this character because she's a woman!" okay and you hate her because she's a woman, knowing that she has all the traits you would enjoy in a male character.
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"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...
I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea
Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.
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