GIA Gemologist | world's biggest Weezer fan | call me Sterling | 28 | he/they | california | a leftist hippie & eco-socialist | gymrat | trans rights | you can spam my posts it's fine
Call me Sterling, I'm queer and I use he/they pronouns. I'm 28 and living in California. I've been on this hellsite since 2012, trudging through the mulch of SuperWhoLock and coming out singing. Reformed Chronically Online Funnyman. I started a meme a few years ago and I don't regret it.
I'm a GIA Graduate Gemologist and I love rocks and minerals. I'm a private gemstone dealer specializing in corundum. I looooove talking about gemstones and jewelry! #drooling is my tag for pieces I love with my commentary.
Apologies to anyone using a screenreader. This is an image-heavy blog, but I post a balance between textposts and images.
Updated: June 2026
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Things I post:
Humor and Hot Button Topics (untagged NSFW humor, playground humor, and stupid humor)
Pro-LGBT humor that's actually funny (including the words faggot, dyke, girlcock/boypussy; jokes about pronouns, trans-positive trans jokes, and safe, well-intended banter)
Unironic Uplifting and Positivity Posting (no meanies allowed & you are loved)
Emo and Pop Punk boy bands (WEEZER!!!!, FOB, MCR, etc.)
Sometimes Nostalgiacore (for no other reason than it sparks joy in me)
Rocks and Crystals (I have a sideblog for it but some posts end up here too. I am also a graduate of GIA so rocks are kinda my thing lol)
Some Pokemon and Minecraft humor but that's really it for specific video games (and Orange Box games)
Writing posts (not fics but posts about writing itself)
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Things I do not post:
TERF/SWERF/Anything otherizing fellow LGBT folk including Ace/Aro (trans women are women and trans men are men)
General negativity and hategroup anything
Things I do not find funny
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Things I tag:
I don't tag shit but I also don't post things that need tags. I am photosensitive and normal about things.
You can try to ask me to tag something but just because I posted it once doesn't mean I'll likely post it again
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i’ve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so here’s some more photos of them looking like there’s just one marble bouncing around their skull:
I like to imagine King Arthur refused to believe he was adopted as a child because if your mean older brother said “You’re not even related to us, a wizard dropped you off at our house when you were a baby.” you would be sooooo skeptical.
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we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,
I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."
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"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps
and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.
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