i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass

Is it just me or does having a positive interaction with a stranger scratch a very particular itch? I think it's the reassurance that the world is not split solely into people who already love you and people who never will.

i feel like it’s kind of impossible to be sincere about anything these days without being seen as at least a little cheesy. people say they want authenticity, especially in the art and media they consume, but are so willing to point and laugh and cringe away from anything earnest or anything that looks like it’s trying

For every anti-meds, anti-psychiatrist/therapist fool I’ve ever met, and there’ve been a LOT. Suck it, Barabara.

if i was a frog i would always be saying “wow, that’s just ribbeting”

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

The intimacy of adapting each others vocabularies, tones and typings>>>>