once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

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everyone u reblog is safe right? i feel like u reblog a lot of ppl and i just want to make sure ur vetting them all first,,,
Everybody I reblog from is evil and does crimes aplenty
just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around
I also reblog this guys dead wife.
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This just felt right
normal <3
guys who find eachother in every universe but theyre not lover or enemies or even friends theyre just like. awkward acquaintances. they try to hang out sometimes and discuss the situation but they dont really mesh and dont have much in common so it usually ends up awkward. some guy you know. in every universe.
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have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t
I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat.
“Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

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A quick and dirty on why retractable leashes are the devil:
1- Your dog is 15 feet away... do you know what it just ate? Did you see the squirrel it killed before it did? How, exactly, do you plan to keep the dog out of the road?
2- If the dog gets a good running start it can pull the leash out of your hand. And if you suddenly hit the stop toggle you can harm your dog.
3- Those leashes are very sharp at speed. They can lacerate both you or your pet.
4- Congratulations, your dog just created a Gordian Knot around you, that tree, and an errant child.
5- That dog down the street is reactive to other dogs based on proximity. Your dog is now 25 feet closer to that dog.
6- Your dog just took a dump 20 feet out in a field of tall grass. Have fun playing hunt the poop.
Was reminded of this post yesterday when I went to go get one of our tech appointments that was a very nervous 40 pound mixed breed and the owner refused to lock the retractable leash. This dog was darting all through our lobby trying to run away so I had to take the leash from her and slowly reel the dog in. Got him into a nice heel position with a locked normal leash length and he then walked with me without issue. Did what we needed to do, hand the dog back to the owner and... she immediately releases the lock and now the dog is darting back and forth along the entire hallway and attempting to go out the exit door when someone opened it.
I hate retractable leashes so goddamned much.