dunkin' donuts consumer

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

everybody tweets like a social theorist these days, blaming their sad little lives on the commodification of art, decline of third spaces, hyperindividualism, and other such nonsense. I, on the other hand, know what's causing my misery--the demiurge's curse

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

Reminder: love should be fun

i’m such a details person i hate vagueness so much let’s be PRECISE

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks