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If uuuuu buy me some Klonopin u get on the Nice List this year!!!!

I spilled piña collada cutwater all over my porno dvds/dvd player so my lyfe is basically over

Somebody make a funko pop of me

My penis and balls itch so bad I wondar if it has anything 2 do with the anthill I fucked?

Hallowen mysteritys always so a treat

im excited for july

waking up Sumtimes just so fuckd up these errly North Pole evenings jingle bell shirt & jingle bell pants all coverd in smutjuice & sweaty and smelling like sperms

Wen I huff my hole world slowz down and 4 once I find a moments peace and happiness nd I can juss feel myself not half to think bout making toys or Xboxes

I wish Santa wuz able 2 just hit naughty kids again

Rotten wet hoagie for lunch again

Santa wants me 2 kill my baby & im not even pregnant but he wants me to kill it

Can I crash in your house and make it my bachelor pad for a few years?

Bitch tha peppermint tights stay ON during sex idc how bad they smell