Sankera

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

Hello sir would you like your bird sounds today in Siren, Machinery, or Ghost

@elodieunderglass

Thank you so much, I can’t pick my favourite!

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.