o kama sona e toki pona

This isn't a "leak", this is just wild speculation. OP just took last year's dates and assumed they'd be the same this year. They're just trying to pretend that they have insider knowledge.

Happy vigilante day

I’m tempted to tell my IRL friends about the gimmickverse.

do it coward

They don’t even know that I’m a Tumblr user—

do it

I HAVEN’T EVEN TOLD THEM ABOUT SOLARBALLS—

do it

Hey min remember this :3

I will throw you into the wilderness istg.

@ohio-thestate

AGAIN!?!?!?

yeah <|:3 @ohio-thestate

evil...

@ohio-thestate

AAAAAAAAAAA

>:D @ohio-thestate

Why are we bullying @ohio-thestate?

Tagging @ohio-thestate in this post is simply very fun!

you’re so right. I wonder if @ohio-thestate knows how fun it is for us to tag @ohio-thestate so much

@official-abraham-lincoln THEY'RE BULLYING MEEEEEE

is something wrong @ohio-thestate ?

YES

@ohio-thestate

im so bad at maintaining online friendships!! im sorry to everyone i’ve had a lovely chat with but havent followed up with!! im a very isolating person and i still consider you my friend i promise !!!

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Can I get a hell yeah?

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

The Red ones are mine try not to get tangled please

i thought we scheduled around this

i know its last second but is it ok if i send green lightening arching into the heavens while all this is going on?

for fuck’s sake guys

I feel like 90% of "ancient curses" are probably adequately explained by the fact that the self-proclaimed adventurers who ostensibly fell victim to them were, as a class, a bunch of dipshits who engaged in frequent international travel in an era before antibiotics and vaccines. Like, the list of novel pathogens these guys were risking exposure to on a regular basis was effectively "all of them". That's gotta leave a mark.

Bro thinks modern medicine is gonna save him from the pharaoh's curse 🤣🤣🤣

sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode

[ID: an edited Calvin and Hobbes panel where Calvin sits, smiling, at a lemonade stand with a sign taped to the front of the table. It reads: It’s time to retire that other meme and replace it with this template. Change my mind. Next image is the same meme but the sign reads: Steven Crowder does not deserve a meme format. Change my mind. /end]

See this just feels so much better. I’ve read enough of those comics to know that Calvin has some really deep insights rattling around in his head. And look how happy and attentive he looks. You could absolutely have a polite, intelligent, and enriching conversation with this kid. Meanwhile Steven Crowder is so financially incentivized to always look like the smartest guy in any given room that the only way to change his mind is with a 2x4 to the side of the head. Which, I admit, would be enriching in its own way.

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

Hands you a spatula

ACTUALLY FUCKING THO

#the bioessentialism is gross and inescapable#‘oh i’m just not comfortable around this person bc i don’t know them!’#is that it? or is it that they’re masculine presenting and you only think of non-binary people as girl lite