A big heart and bright soul

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

as you get older, you start realizing that you are not always right and there’s a lot of things you could have handled better and many situations where you could have been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

Shitpost story idea: Came back wrong... with amnesia... and stuck in a timeloop... in the middle of a death game.

I would watch the fuck out of that. Dont know what that says about me.

It means you're on the right website.

Shitpost story idea: Came back wrong... with amnesia... and stuck in a timeloop... in the middle of a death game.

I would watch the fuck out of that. Dont know what that says about me.

It means you're on the right website.

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

"only a poor artisan blames his tools" is such bullshit, in almost every imaginable line of work the quality of the tools you have access to plays a massive role in the quality of the end product, sometimes in excess of the role played by individual skill! For example, some people have to code in javascript

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

hell no fuck the army

hell no fuck the army

hell no fuck the army

hell no fuck the army

hell no fuck the army

Okay but for the most part hate the system not the soldier

hell no fuck the soldiers

hell no fuck the soldiers

hell no fuck the soldiers

hell no fuck the soldiers

hell no fuck soldiers lol

hell no fuck soldiers