Crispy’s Blog

Yes, this is my first request, thank you for submitting!! I love Tord, he’s definitely one of my favorite Eddsworld characters. It was super fun to think about how his personality (and how it changes so drastically throughout the series) would affect his romantic relationships. I had to really put some thought into this one!

// I wasn’t sure if you wanted pre-End Tord or post-End Tord, so I did them both.

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Hai this is my first yumeship post....treat me nice cuz I just rlly love him🥺

Some doodle of first fanart of him

 (Tord relationship headcanons) 

 He throws in occasional Norwegian words when he’s relaxed, and you have to ask the meanings every time. He forgets you’re not fluent like he is. 

Whenever you lay down he crawls to the edge of the bed and puts his head between your thighs because he’s a Pervert Like That. 

Tord is a horror cinephile. He likes those B-grade, low budget slasher movies like “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” and he’ll put them on in the background while he does literally anything. 

He’s on you all the time, touching you in any way, any chance he gets. Often quietly protective. A guiding hand on your back in public, coming up behind you and burying his face in your neck, scooting closer and slinging an arm around you in a restaurant booth. 

As much as Tord likes to think that he’s a “tough guy”, he’s really not. The exact opposite, actually. He is clingy and whiny and hates it if you have to leave. 

I may have mentioned this before but he’s a pathetic horndog of a man. He’s not embarrassed or quiet about it either. He reads hentai in the living room in full view. You bend over to grab something and suddenly his hands are on your hips and he’s whispering something disgusting in your ear. You wear thinner clothing out and he makes sure his hands are strategically placed over his front at all times. Someone help this man, he's too horny for his own good. 

He doesn’t strike me as a person to label his sexuality. He likes who he likes, and if that happens to be a woman, man, or something else, so be it. 

An undercover nerd. He no doubt plays D&D, an anime lover, and *gasp* What a surprise! He has a Reddit account. 

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When the touch is gentle:

»-♡→ Brushed »-♡→ Grazed »-♡→ Caressed »-♡→ Stroked »-♡→ Patted »-♡→ Cradled »-♡→ Rested against »-♡→ Smoothed »-♡→ Trailed along »-♡→ Glided over

...or comforting:

➺ Squeezed ➺ Held ➺ Embraced ➺ Wrapped around ➺ Clasped ➺ Pressed gently against ➺ Rubbed ➺ Supported ➺ Steadied ➺ Cupped

...or affectionate:

➵ Ruffled ➵ Nuzzled ➵ Kissed ➵ Linked arms with ➵ Nestled against ➵ Curled around ➵ Leaned into ➵ Rested a hand on ➵ Laced fingers with ➵ Pulled close

...or romantic:

̗̀➛ Traced ̗̀➛ Ghosted across ̗̀➛ Brushed against ̗̀➛ Skimmed over ̗̀➛ Lingeringly stroked ̗̀➛ Ran a thumb along ̗̀➛ Tilted their chin ̗̀➛ Tucked a strand of hair behind their ear ̗̀➛ Pressed their forehead against ̗̀➛ Intertwined fingers

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Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

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Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

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when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.

you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.

you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.

Omg Rocky we missed you. This should go well!!

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