Wish I Could Prove I Love You

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

mutuals with klobuchar but you won’t follow the bald man back

My URL is more complete than yours

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

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I don't know what to tell you man.

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

Ötzi the icemans' murderer could still be out there. We just don't know.

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared