Wish I Could Prove I Love You

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

They missed. 😔

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

mutuals with klobuchar but you won’t follow the bald man back

My URL is more complete than yours

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

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I don't know what to tell you man.