this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

it took 25 seconds for this to load so i could reblog. the website is having a volatile reaction to the sudden influx of new users. we are witnessing a hostile defense mechanism.

assigned cousin in the discord server

@is-the-cat-video-cute This is play “stalking” behavior, but I thought it’d be cool if you could elaborate more for those not so knowledgeable!

Achilles dragging Hector’s corpse around Troy

[Video description: a small cat with a human’s heel in its mouth. The human is filming the action from a spinning chair, and the cat is “carrying” the human by the heel (in much the same way a cat would carry its baby in its mouth), pushing them around and around on the chair. The cat is making kitten-calling calls the entire time. After a couple of revolutions on the chair, the cat accidentally bites the human’s heel; they pull away, exclaiming “Ah, fuck! Goddamn it.” The cat shows mild concern for less than a second before attempting to grab the human’s heel again to continue the journey.]

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

GUYS ITS SPOOKY TIME AGAIN

what th

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

Oh myfdb c

I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible

Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making

The transition at the end is SENDING ME

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

failed the prostate exam

who the fuck writes these things