Promise Me You Won't Change

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

so funny that manousos asked carol "do you want to save the world or get the girl?" and then she just left and came back like a week later with a fucking nuclear bomb. what exactly does he think just happened 😭

laxmi having carol on speed dial just to yell at her is exceptionally funny to me

Just started watching Pluribus and this show has reached levels of toxic yuri I would have previously thought impossible. What if we kissed but you're a female version of my hot OC and also you're the reanimated corpse of a woman I don't know and also you're an eldritch abomination from beyond the stars and also you're my dead wife and also you're every human being on Earth and every time I get upset around you, you kill millions of people. And we're both girls.

"Maybe she'll spot me across the room and realize I'm the fucked up love of her life."

Sugar fighting with her ex in front of her husband is so funny

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

my favorite animal is me when I watch any wlw series

I’d rather stay in and read fanfics on AO3 than do this thing called go outside and talk to people

what if i was on stage and you were the only member of the audience.

Wow! What a great episode guys! Loved Ellie and Dina’s scene! Crazy that this season only has one episode though! Nothing else happens! Just this one episode!

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over