pashi boyo

was told to straighten my posture and align my heels. i now stand corrected

If I don’t recieve validation every 24 hours I turn back into a pile of dust

you don’t understand this is the most logical uniform to minimize wind resistance

love that these are both in a different language but i can still tell exactly what the joke is

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

Their NAME is the Fellowship of the Ring

Fuck Reagan. The damage that piece of shit caused will last for generations. Fuck him, and fuck everyone who worships him.

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

Lil Nas X is 6′1″???

for the record i don’t hate the mcu in a “it’s just popcorn entertainment and i’m not into that but if it floats your boat” kind of way i hate the mcu in a “these movies do active harm to not only the cinematic landscape but also the social and political landscape and i want them to stop being made altogether” sort of way

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF