❝𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃❞

*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!

people dont realize how grim the actual statistics are, by the time they're calling "GUARDS", 94% of princesses wind up in some kind of panel 2 scenario

please be perverted about me in these trying times

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

does anyone else remember being a hapless child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just need to kill americans and canadians? this book is so cheap over there but insanely expensive here, they must suffer for this.

🙅‍♀️🚫🇬🇧🚫🙅‍♀️POMS DNI 🙅‍♀️🚫🇬🇧🚫🙅‍♀️this is about you too, it just wasn't mentioned in the original post I'm referencing.

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

Girls are you okay?

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

in 2026 we're only fucking with the heathens and the harlots