the line tends to deviate

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

that video of taylor making aeroplane noises while guiding a fork into travis’ mouth and saying “it’s landing, it landed safely”… and this is why i will always die on the hill that taylor is a comedian before anything else

here’s the video i’m referencing for those of you who haven’t seen it yet

Adding a fake pocket to a piece of clothing just for the aesthetic should get you a life sentence. I coulda used that pocket.

shane’s so fucking brave, man. where the fuck would they be if shane weren’t so full of courage

"my favorite art is detailed and singular in its voice, therefore it can’t be digested and metabolized by everyone who experiences it in the same way" might be one of my favorite lines from taylor's shof speech