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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
basic plot is the MOOSE has called for a mass culling, inflicting all worthy victims with DOOKIE BRAIN (zombies). professor membrane's fantastic plan to deal with it for now is to call for an evacuation of all unaffected citizens and then drop a GINORMOUS CLEAR DOME on top of the city, trapping all who did not evacuate inside.
devi and tenna are stuck beating back zombies, they run into johnny (with squee) out grabbing supplies, and very reluctantly join them at the compound johnny has built around his and squee's houses (they pick up tess on another scavenging trip later) 🥰
they do not realize how MOOSE-related the epidemic is until johnny and devi have "flushed" many, many, MANY zombies <3
more yap and terms under cut! (it is quite a bit... sorry)
FLUSHER - chosen individual, most often creative types, that “flushes” waste
↪ [AGGRESSIVE] - a flusher who removes waste firsthand by increasingly violent means
↪ [PASSIVE] - a flusher who removes waste by proximity, constantly surrounded by violence but rarely the cause of it
THE MOOSE - inter-dimensional eldritch horror that controls the wastelock system
SPLINTER - physical manifestation of a flusher’s infection, encourages indulging in sinful behavior, especially violence, discourages the use of the brain otherwise
MOOSE MEAT - living flesh from the wastelock ducts, found inside flushers and in the cesspool
CESSPOOL - network of tunnels running under the city that holds all waste from flushers, can be accessed remotely by flushers who have over 10,000 kills [see: floor damage]
WASTELOCK - one of 8 inter-connected locations where waste can be disposed of (ex: 777), they form a circle around an unknown location in the center of the city
DOOKIE BRAIN - a zombie-like infection that has afflicted all “worthy” sacrifices inside the city, the victims of which are drawn to flushers and wastelock locations like moths to a flame
FLUSHER FORM- a melding of flusher and moose meat, only available to the most dedicated of flushers. it is possible to attain after 1000 kills, and continues to escalate as the flusher’s kill count increases. technical immortality is also granted at this point! (stages 3 and 4 are not pictured… yet. but it gets ugly)
johnny rages out during a wave of zombies and takes on a stage 1 form, which was horrifying for everyone involved (johnny has done this before his death but was unaware of it!). it is only after coming into contact with other flushers (non-friendly) that they begin to understand the wastelock system and the concept of flusher forms
okay so this is based around the spitballing concept that johnny may have had a physical change when killing people in jthm 💀
my idea for the "flusher forms" is simply that it is treated like literal points, with each kill/sacrifice being a point. johnny had his "points" reset when he died, but has racked up plenty before the start of the story, and very quickly reaches the 1000s in the first weeks of the outbreak. devi is less enthused to kill and often passes her bludgeoning victims off to johnny to finish off, so she is only in the 100s for a long while
devi is STRONGLY AGAINST awakening a flusher form, and johnny earnestly tells her to use him instead, to let him take all the waste so she does not have to sacrifice her brain. (they of course develop a very close relationship after months of hell together, i am predictable)
note: johnny is by far the most experienced and strongest flusher in the city, and hearing other people say that about him gives him a god-complex lmao
unfortunately, after some drama (which i will go into in a different post but its johnnys fault as always), devi finds herself with another flusher's feeler in her forehead, probing her brain for proof that she is only using johnny, in an effort to get him to abandon her. devi DOES NOT LIKE having someone in her head, and with no other way to remove them, literally blows her lid in order to remove the tentacle without killing herself. (she also smashes them into a million pieces but i digress)
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW I HOPE THAT WAS COHERENT! if you read all that you have my heartfelt thanks :]
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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how life feels when you want video essays that aren’t just plot/wikipedia summaries and are made by people who have read at least one book in the last decade
tumblr user wizard0rb's video essay choice awards:
(note: i'm using the term "video essay" to broadly refer to long form videos on youtube. not all of these are essays)
The Other Half of the West (A Travelogue) - Noah Caldwell-Gervais
This one goes at the top of the list in the hopes that you read it first, it sticks in your mind the most, and you watch it in full. Genuine contender for greatest piece of long form content on Youtube. Noah makes videos about games as well, but this is his best work imo.
Metal Gear Solid 4 was a Mistake - Steak Bentley
The definitive take on an absolutely insane piece of fiction. Funny enough that you can enjoy it even if you don't know anything about MGS. Steak Bentley is genuinely one of the best to ever do it.
THE PISS SAGA | Short Documentary - Derek Milton
A brief investigative documentary concerning the bottles of human piss that keep mysteriously appearing on an electrical box in California.
who firebombed friendlyjordies? - friendlyjordies
0% clickbait- someone firebombed Australian Youtuber friendlyjordies' house, and this is the video he made trying to figure out who did it.
The Tyler Perry Video - F.D Signifier
I was struggling to pick a single FD video for this list (because they're all so good), so I went with his most recent one. Go watch this video and then go watch all his other videos.
a normal creepypasta retrospective - hazel
a normal creepypasta retrospective
The Unreality of Pro Wrestling: FINISH THE STORY - Super Eyepatch Wolf
I wasn't originally going to put an Eyepatch Wolf video on here, for the same reason there's no hbomberguy or Defunctland- I feel like most people are already familiar with his stuff. But this video made me go from not giving a fuck about pro wrestling at all, to being deeply invested in a fight between 2 dudes I had previously never heard of, so it makes the list.
NEED FOR SPEED - A Brief History - Noodle
I want you to close your eyes and enter the Theatre of the Mind with me. Imagine, if you will, a reality in which Sequelitis was extremely good, and also made by someone else. Now open your eyes. You were so powerful that you brought that vision back with you into the material world.
The search for the saddest punt in the world | Chart Party - Secret Base
Jon Bois of 17776 fame once again making compelling football media that is accessible to the layman.
Art in the Pre-Apocalypse - Jacob Geller
My favorite video from a channel that pretty much never makes bad videos, Jacob Geller talks about living at the cusp of the end of the world. And also Final Fantasy
BONUS SINCE I'M HERE: OTHER NOTABLE YOUTUBE VIDEOS I ENJOY
these are just some youtube videos i like. no description because i think you should experience them without pretense
Badass swords AND grim reapers.
how to make pickle pepsi at home for free
Homemade dinosaur documentary
When the lights go out at night #shorts #viral
Drinking Orange Crush
Hermeto Pascoal - Música da Lagoa (Sinfonia do Alto Ribeira, 1985)
Center Core Never More
Lil’ Slimer - Online Video
My Movie
Japanese toilet experience 1
When you play games in your dreams, you don't use a controller, do you?
i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:
1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online
2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links
3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)
4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)
In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)
you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)
Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn't track your data!)
Option 2: go directly to LumenDatabase.org (the website that collects the complaints--and therefore the removed links) and search for the title you want. look for results titled "DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google" featuring the media you're looking for. Proceed to Step 3 (above).
personally, i'm a huge fan of r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH. they keep their links up to date and they also rank them, basically. they also have all kinds of little pages explaining how to safely pirate shit.
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