I Don’t Know What To Call This Shit Anymore

"We're gonna achieve immortality by turning ourselves into machines" buddy I want you to find yourself a 15 year old laptop and try to run a 10 year old piece of software on it please. Connect to the internet, if you can, and attempt to log into any of your online accounts

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

Diabolical Ironclad Beetle perhaps

That's going up there in the first list for sure.

It’s vitally important that people remember that no matter how many followers someone has on here they’re still literally just some person with a blog and not, like, The Authority on anything.

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

most weapons forged against me will in fact prosper but please don’t do any of that and instead be nice to me