i enjoy creatures

so worm is a homestuck about superheroes.

You have an opening for some muscle in your party and these are the applicants. Which one are you hiring?

Place: Poison Coffee Shop

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

I'm sorry how fucken old do u hafta be to be *predynastic EGYPTIAN*

THE DIVINE ELIXIR, COLD WATER

me buying tickets for the amazing digital circus showing: Ah, what an amazing physical purchase!

A HAMMERHEAD????

i know cats in ukraine with more combat experience than most american men obsessed with having a warrior mindset

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.