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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

The circumstances of the average ghoul in Vampire: The Masquerade is kind of funny. Like, imagine you regularly fantasize about being taken by some aristocratic bloodsucker, generously adorned with dresses and gems, keeps you as a servant in her mansion, and then your domnitor is Cassandra from Accounting. She takes you to live in her apartment so she can split the rent. She sleeps on a mattress on the floor and she hasn't washed her bedsheets in the past six months. There's a mysterious stain on her pillows. She hasn't taken half of her belongings out of the boxes. And you're blood bound, so you can't even say 'damn bitch you live like this'.

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

Last night we let the corpse thaw

awareness of "the abused can become the abuser" is useless without the knowledge that abuse is a choice anyone makes that is made for self-benefit. recently I watched an interview on the psychology of domestic abuse and the woman who interviewed those who inflicted the abuse always made sure to ask "why didn't you take it further?" because the answer would always show the abuser hadn't simply lost control. for example one man said he pushed over his girlfriend but didn't kick her once she was down because he didn't want any noticeable bruising that caused suspicion. human psychology is much less poetic than you think. too many psychology enjoyers only enjoy the poetic