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welcome to my Clown Colosseum, where I put on daily shows of clowns (me) fighting other clowns (also me)

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the evening light feels different here.

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The Kiaat Tree (Pterocarpus angolensis, also called “bloodwood”) releases red sap when cut. Species of Pterocarpus native to southern Africa, in Angola, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Swaziland, Tanzania, Zaire, Zimbabwe, and Zambia.

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

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scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

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micromontage

Wait I just discovered an ancient truth. Come over

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evilwizard

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

cowboybarbaryn

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

evilwizard

IN A SCARY WAY

queenofskys5

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

evilwizard

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

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alliekills

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size

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Fuck this job man, I sentenced this guy called Theseus to life in prison for murder and then I get a call from the prison that he has systematically replaced every organ in his body including his brain and is now claiming he is not the same person who committed the crime. They are letting him go free, fuck this. Worst of all is he also then took all of the parts that he discarded and made a second Theseus who is also claiming he did not commit the crime and they are also being let free. Now there's two of them out there and you just KNOW they are murdering people and then having gay sex. I fucking quit man...

linguisticparadox

(via @luimnigh )

withdreamsofhereafter

Artworks by Luka Samkharadze

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

plasmalogical

kisame x sakura for candy hearts this year!

#kisame hoshigaki #haruno sakura #sakura x kisame #haruno sakura x hoshigaki kisame #naruto #fanart #xenosimp

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ionomycin

alleyway meet up

8nin

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

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