drink milk & run

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

i made this blog when i was 15 and and now im 12 wtf

Tchaikovsky was inspired to create the piece, ‘Swan Lake’ after watching the film, ‘Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)’. Close friends of Tchaikovsky reported him saying it was, “one of the most emotionally thrilling and aesthetically divine” films he’d ever seen.

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

You can lie when you name things

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Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

once you start learning about indigenous history. you cant help but want to abolish the nation of canada.

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the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

n what's crazy is that men can't even pee. not pisssible

you are the reason why men kill themselves.

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i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

birding tip! when you see a bird. smile :)

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet