Clearly Canadian is SOOOO slept on. This needs to be the new La croix

hmmmm small town romcom "girl from the big city goes to a small town and falls in love" but the Horror Version: small town that takes a liking to certain tourists and traps them inside of it. it'll give you a love interest to mollify you, but you cannot leave. cannot escape.

would love to know why work is being so crazy right before my vacation. can we all just chill out so the baby (me) can relax?

love that horror is doing so well in these times. Really tells you something

ac was broken at spin class I guess I’ll just kill myself

Bro the perfect is literally the enemy of the good

guys im gonna be honest. the backrooms movie was just ok.