ADHD-Inattentive

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

Quarked up white boy

They Might Be Giants - Particle Man

it's really awesome and fitting that i live in the information age because i fucking love information

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit