Crown Alchemist

N64 graphical glitch

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

its cool that sometimes people try to have one kid and accidentally have two kids. flavorful. more things should work like that. get married and suddenly there's a second wife. pass the interview and end up with two jobs. etc. keep em guessing

the world is a strange and wonderous place

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

no thank you i am busy investigating my fear

hate when i get a password wrong and the browser goes "heyyyy :) do you want me to save those credentials you entered :)" like i am already humiliated why must you rub salt into that wound firefox