Im Gonna Fuck Off Instead

I must confess something that might negate my lifelong dedication to the emo lifestyle. Ive lived a block away from a historical cemetery for two years and have never sat and read in there

Every year i have a grand culinary epiphany and acquired the ability to cook one more food

Petition to mount cross light indicators onto the traffic lights themselves because no one checks the cross lights before running through a cross walk. I get honked at like im retarded when I have the right of way because no one checks. They just see if the light is green or if there’s cars coming, and I almost cant blame them because the crossing light is so out of the way for them. I only know to look when driving because I experience this while taking walks. Ive almost been hit by a bitch taking a right turn because she was *only* watching for cars coming from the left.