Morathi Did Nothing Wrong

we're working on 15 new Joker movies. we're working on 40 new Star Wars movies. we've got 57 distinct LotR spinoff shows coming soon to 57 different streaming services. we're expanding the Gumbyverse

performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

*gets swapped in* oh what the fuck

take stealth rock damage for me boy

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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My son Prideflag he has every disease

they dont want you to know this

what about shrimps?

Ohhhhh so this is how we unlock the ability to see shrimp colors

honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened

village healer says don't worry I'll fix your migraine then he trepans my skull and then pours a healing potion directly into the hole

that dude just uses any excuse to use his new trepanning tools i know for a fact he has a lvl 1 cure migraine spell always memorized and ready to go

the worst part is that the healing potion seals the hole back good as new so he gets to drill it again the next time I get a migraine. he's such an asshole

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.