Got lost again...

May we all one day live in dogshit fuck all happening boring ass nothing to talk about but the weather times

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Sometimes you get blindfolded and told to repeatedly roll a basketball across the floor of a room and then you have to draw pictures and learn piano and cooking and you accidentally become a big monster's beloved Emotional Support Human, though, so there are potential upsides.

I'm an SCP anomaly but all I do is cause people to misattribute art they like to me at random.

which one is worse: someone falsely attributing something to you that you think is better than your work, or something you think is worse than your work?

It's hard to be worse than my work because I've written some absolute nonsense before. Anyone who thinks all my work is good hasn't seen my old livejournal accounts.

i don't think people typically consider somebody's worst work to be more important than their best.

No but if somebody saw an absolute dogshit story and went "oh, Derin wrote this!" I would probably look at my writing from uni and say "yeah that confusion tracks, my old stuff read exactly like this." I'd figure they just thought the story was old.

I'm relistening to Find Us Alive and Raddhager's first attempts to alert Harley to dangers before getting to know him are so funny. Just routing random-looking surveillance footage of water stains to his monitor mid-broadcast with no explanation whatsoever, sending brief messages in morse code (unnecessary, they can talk) when pressed repeatedly for clarification. Autism queen.

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

I looked up one of my fandoms on ao3 once and it had 4 fics, I haven’t checked again since I read them

I just checked again for the first time since high school and it has 156 fics?!?!!!!!

Soulslike boss fight that riffs on the Black Knight sketch from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail where every time you hit a new phase you hack off a limb, and somehow it just keeps getting harder. Most guides recommend cheesing burst DPS to skip the hopping-on-one-leg phase because it's just plain unfair.

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest

you’re not an inherently bad person you’re just exhausted and you’re thinking about all of your mistakes but forgetting the good you do. fatigue is lying to you, just take a nap if you can for the love of god before you start apologizing just for existing

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared