Got lost again...

May we all one day live in dogshit fuck all happening boring ass nothing to talk about but the weather times

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

“I am laundry, mama! DRY MEEEEEEEEEEEE”

People who think humans are the only creatures who enjoy play are simply wrong.

Do ferrets actually have a bone structure or are they just liquid?

@overlord-puffin

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation