nefarious

The paper at José’s feet has an advert for Shepard Watches Maria’s hoodie says Nazareth High School The sign above José’s head proclaims ‘Good News!’

This is incredible and lovely.

Maria on the coin operated pony instead of an ass.

“Zeke 3415-16” on the phone booth for Ezekiel 34: 15-16

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

only corn

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

Tomatos?

Sorry can’t eat that either! They’re from Central America!

I’m all for that nothing diet

Chicken?

The first chickens were from India and eastern Asia. It’s nothing or nothing with a side of not a damn thing :)

I WENT INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK

Is no one going to mention that the woman in the wheelchair is a DANCE COACH.

you fuck

how DARE you accuse me of such a thing

14 & 15 are such hard ages literally i’m so glad I am not 14 or 15 anymore

If you’re 14/15 right now trust me when I say it gets easier once you start to understand yourself and at 14/15 you’re still trying to figure out who you are so don’t be too hard on yourself for being confused or sad because you are just a caterpillar and one day you’ll be a butterfly

goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight

…I usually don’t reblog this kind of thing, but…for some reason, this really hit me.

Let those who feel unloved rest easy, i see you, and i care

Thank you

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

oh my god

Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD

This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.