life's a show

(Reading the dashboard) War is hell

The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT's.

Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view

oscar isaac finally escaping disney star wars just to go to the mcu is like being the final girl in a horror film finally escaping the killer and then intentionally getting your leg stuck in a bear trap

when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died

the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door

who isrhis

tigerstar from warrior cats

oh okay carry on

it annoys me how the bastardized version of this post got memed …. she GAVE cunt she SERVED and she DIED…… remember that ..

in that orderrrrr

bitches take note

know your herstory

i DO NOT care if the electraheart album is satire. in my heart of hearts i AM a primadonna girl. all i ever wanted was the world

i think junie b jones would kill greg heffley in a fight