dont worry, i’m usually about to die

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

it's lazy in a different way but sometimes you aren't killing off that character's parents for an easy tragic backstory. sometimes you kill off the parents just so you don't have to write more characters.

sometimes it's because a twelve year old with living parents would probably not be permitted to stay out all night in the junkyard with the gnomes

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

and the ???? spanned for 10 years

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned