worth any risk

liking a popular pairing but not caring for the more popular takes on the characters’ supposed dynamic is agonizing like oh okay i guess i’ll just go fuck myself then. water water everywhere but not a drop to drink

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

sometimes you really do just have to burst into tears about it. and then it's literally fine

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

i just really wish everything was okay for trans girls forever

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

Sometimes on ao3 you end up wishing for v targeted filters that could never actually be implemented. Pls ao3 show me only authors who are 30+

my writing gland is purple and swollen

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her