Transthing Puppydog

tell me im a dog tell me i’m a dog tell me im a dog like plleeaassee please i’m dog right? im just a stupid mutt nothing more?? no one wants me to be anything but a stupid dog??? tell me about how dog brained and brainless i am, how it’s so obvious the only thing i can think of is cock filling my puppycunt, it’s like praise but better

jerking off is lowkey boring like allat for not much yk what i mean like that bitch w his boulder

if you don't kiss tummy you are. wrong

I Got Reincarnated as a Minor Character and I Won’t Give Up on TS is the best webnovel ever written. incredibly transgender protagonist, not in the usual "whaaa I got turned into a girl?!" way but "what the fuck I didn't get turned into a girl????" way. and then she gets chuuni and wears gothic lolita clothing and wields a demon scythe that shoots lasers and is also a girl who she does yuri with and she acts all mysterious because she thinks its cool and has star theming. its awesome. she's awesome.

whenever she faces a social interaction she can't handle she starts acting mysterious and saying stuff that sounds like it has implications so the other party comes up with something on their own and reveals what they think she's talking about. instead of just admitting she doesn't know something. because it would make her seem less mysterious and that's not cool

she asks her scythe to act like she's deeply obsessed with her in a messy codependent master/weapon yuri situationship whenever her scythe takes on human form because she is a massive himejoshi. there are times her friends are in danger of actually dying and chooses not to intervene until the very last possible second because yuri could happen between them when they're pushed to their limits and giving their all

there are MULTIPLE TIMES she monologues to nobody in particular because she's somewhere she thinks it would be cool to monologue alone, only to have someone walk in on her and take her completely seriously. and then from there she has to act like she knew they were there all along because she would be less mysterious if she didn't act like she knew that.

she occasionally references "the organization" that's backing her. it doesn't exist. she's not even bluffing to make herself sound stronger. she does it because she thinks mysterious organizations are cool and it'll make people think she's mysterious and working in the shadows

there’s one time she defeats an opponent by driving them insane with illusions, all while sitting down and watching from a position of utter control. she does this because her scythe took on human form and bit and whispered in her ears to tease her and it made her so horny her legs gave out for multiple minutes and she couldn’t stand

her biggest fear is being outed as a man or “crossdresser.” there are multiple times she accepts a risk of death simply to not be outed.

she’s a plural dysphoria-riddled chuuni lesbian tgirl who wields a scythe and the power of the stars and she will do anything she can to protect beautiful girls

you WILL love her. you must.

also she has homoerotic relationships with numerous women and tries to keep the role of a cool and collected beauty who sometimes touches girls to accentuate her statements only to collapse and get caught off guard once one of them gets too forward and flirty because she doesn't know how to handle such direct affection and yet can't bring herself to run because she doesn't want to disappoint another beautiful girl.

another girl nearly violates her by threatening to kill herself if kei resists her touch, and the only reason she doesn't is because they got caught before she could go too far.

kei attempts to comfort this girl after the magnitude of what she nearly did sets in and unintentionally makes her think that kei was seducing her this entire time just so she could have her burden lifted for a moment by being pushed down and not having to take the initiative. which leads the other girl to resolve that she'll go down this path and indulge kei in her desires, no matter how twisted they may be. kei doesn't realize any of this.

Happy Show Me Your Tits Sunday to those who celebrate <3

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

Trying to fuck a girl with antlers starting every text with hello my deer

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

the girl who is trapped in my computer and phone should be trapped in my arms and bed instead

in the mood to be cruelly examined 😳 someone forcing my cunt open with a speculum so far my eyes start to water, while my legs are helplessly bound in place. stroking and prodding inside my wide open hole, teasing and bullying my cervix, rubbing my little dick to watch how much wetter I keep getting. once I'm undeniably needy and slick they open the speculum to the maximum width just to watch me wince as they ruin what used to be my tight pussy. then they can mock how turned on I am while they explain that they're only just getting started, they haven't even touched my asshole yet

i want ftm forcefem thats not detrans. i wanna see a trans bear with big tits in a tiny bikini, or a trans jock be forced to wear heels around the house, or a stealth trans man who gets off on feminizing language … forcing your transmasc partner to feminize himself without changing his identity.. am i the only one who finds this hot