discovered on british wife swap that "tea" is not just for drinking but also for cooking. and sometimes "havong tea" is eating dinner. and its not tea at all is beans and sausage. (frantically writing notes)

sometimes i go through the tags on a post with 20k reblogs and wonder why people are so fucking annoying

i am gonna start telling middle aged women they r gorgeous for a dopamine rush when they think abt how good young man coded i am

giant bruise on my arm from the burden of existence #winning

i cleaned my house n went to tje lake ^w^

i hope today is a nice day v_v

my nose has been stuffy for a week so basically im starting to feel like the dad in the seventh continent

oh whale ^_^ (tinkers wit my toys)