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@wung-a
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.
Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)
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She is Tall
cat spotted. attempting 3D reconstruction...........100%.
rendering output...
SCI IM FUCKING SCREAMING
WTF YOU 3D’d MY CAT
Spirit, 2024, mixed media on wood.
My latest large scale work, which, in its entirety, will stand 10 feet tall floor to ceiling.
Ant jfk has just been antsassinated with a single drop of white vinegar
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Secret ending
Hamborghini...
my vocal stim makes me repeat phrases out loud to myself and i think it'd make a good video if you recorded my apartment ambience like "twelve hours of silence very often interrupted by someone saying Big Banana"
I joke that I have to monologue out loud to myself (a habit of mine) so I can let the "Player of the game" know whats going on.
Which makes your comment really funny because imagine thinking your character cant talk and then they just say "Big Banana" just once randomly and never again.
calling attention to it has made it worse. i am actively yelling at myself in my head not to say the words big banana out loud. it should be a simple willpower thing. and then i say it. i sing it. i groan it. i write it out and it curses me. big banana
big banana
i hope those words randomly appear in your head now and you say them outloud to friends and family without ever providing context
#big banana
Beer and milk are two of the earliest agricultural products so statistically at least one person in the ancient world must have tried a White Gilgamesh
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01/09/2024
the world.. is in turmoil. and people.. are in pain. even still we can take comfort in knowing that there is bucket of wet slop. grins.
"To let you in on a little secret, sir, we here at the town service centre are required to satisfy any taxpayer request that is made repeatedly, or with threats of violence, no matter how stupid."
In the last couple of years, all the violent reactionary assholes showing up at my local town hall had finally pushed the civil servants into adopting a new policy. It's a lot like the rule at 7-Eleven: you can have all the money in the register, I'll even help you put it in the bag, please don't shoot me. Like the hard-working convenience store employees, the government folks would call the cops afterward, too, except that in the case of town hall, it's usually the cops making the threats.
Either way, I just had to fire up the ol' email machine and send fourteen hundred angry emails in a row asking for some road improvements, and boom. FIA race-specification curbs on my way to work. Now I don't have to worry about curbing my wheels when I go a little wide on that turn by the daycare, and with that extra confidence, I can finally wind third gear all the way out on that tricky right-hand sweeper before the dog daycare. Cut four, five seconds out of my commute. Real fast shit.
Sure, there's probably a negative to our government being beholden-by-policy to whoever the loudest, most murderous warlords in town are. Standing up to them, though, that's passé. That's some hero shit, and we're all too old to believe in things like "heroes" and "scruples." Now, the kind folks who work for the city just want to make it all the way through the day without someone throwing a grenade through the window of Recreation Services because the changing room at a public pool is insufficiently mopped.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a deranged conspiracy theory to spread on Facebook. Something tells me that The Man is trying to keep the proud, freedom-loving citizens of this city from having a free nitrous oxide dispenser on the oddly straight and exactly one-quarter-mile-long two-lane road outside the industrial yards.
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There once was a young Christian boy who ate cigarettes. Every day he would eat more and more, but he would not die because he prayed while he ate the cigarettes. He ate so many cigarettes that he grew to tremendous size. When the boy finally died, the priests wrapped him in a great silken funeral cloth. It was then that the heavens opened, and from the clouds descended the hand of God, who plucked the tremendous cigarette boy from his casket. It was then that God lit a flame and smoked him.
