i didnt come here to be funny

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

this is it. this is the worst post.

good omens but slightly to the left in which aziraphale fell and crowley is the angel & the bentley plays ABBA instead of queen

crowley whips off his sunglasses and Angel Eyes starts playing

when hozier said “no grave can hold my body down/ i’ll crawl home to her” we ALL clawed our way out of that cold dark earth and crawled home, shivering and covered in grave dirt, to Her… metaphorically speaking at least

skyrim is a bad game because i cant hug my friends or my husband. maybe i want to let the people in my life know i appreciate them dearly even if they just have three lines of base dialogue

and before one of you says something like “oh why dont you just play stardew valley or animal crossing or some other game where you get to be nice to people” please understand that i enjoy hunting the city guards for sport but that doesnt mean that im not full of love

hello naughty children it’s nerve-pinch time

Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

Game of Thrones should end how Monty Python Holy Grail ended where a bunch of cop cars come n arrest them all