Pasta Man

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

party games as a genre are doomed to fail until we standardize a guest pass system for online play. Imagine if you were playing a board game irl and everyone who wanted in had to buy their own copy. That's ridiculous. The genre peaked when couch co-op was still supreme and now Dokapon Kingdom has been on steam for years but it doesn't matter cuz it's like $40 a person or some shit and nobody wants to do that

"woah they must have been on drugs when they made this!" "uhm this is clearly the author's latent fetish" "chill out its not that deep" <- the trinity of uncreative, incurious, boring as fuck responses to art and argument

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.