Tha Beastie

boys exist purely as the larval stage of girls, everyone knows this.

even haiku bot knows

i love it when haiku-bot kaikus actually work with the 3 line structure of haikus. Like this is a really good one where the first line sets up this expectation of boys being perfect little beans which is then subverted by the second line. A lot of traditional haikus did this kind of thing and it's fascinating to see in the wild! ^^

Environmental storytelling. 27000 likes 5600 reblogs and post above me is suddenly deactivated. fascinating, isn't it?

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

honestly kinda staggering to me that "the person who is putting in the work to run the game gets to decide what game we're playing" isn't the default assumption in the rpg community. people are really out here expecting their friend to write a world and story, voice characters, and improv react to their ideas and jokes, but won't go through the effort to learn a new character sheet

okay if anyone's lost, to be clear this is about the scenario of a game master who wants to run something other than D&D 5e but their players refuse to play anything else

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

how to be super friendly and nice with customers without it reflecting well on the corporation

GOALS :D

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

I'm sorry but despite all the innovations we've made in furry kink over the past 20 years, human-to-furry TF induced by getting sloppily gangbanged by several members of the same species is still unmatched. Unchallenged. We haven't developed anything that can surpass it.

The natural addition, of course, is becoming a chimera after getting gangbanged by several members of different species.

Fursonamaxxing

​does this mean a furry who gets railed by a bunch of humans becomes a human?

No it's one-way

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife