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*cough cough* … hm? oh no don’t worry it’s not covid, my girlfriend and i have just been getting into puppy play recently. yeah i think it’s just kennel cough

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

it's always ethical to kidnap an outdoor cat and make them an indoor cat. shithead owner will just assume a car or coyote got them. outdoor cats are bad for the environment, local wildlife and themselves. the only one that benefits from an outdoor cat is the lazy piece of shit owner that doesn't want to actually look after their cat. give that outdoor cat a better life, a longer life.

do you know what ethical means? don't endorse stealing people's pets please? someone did this to our fucking elderly disabled cat when we were in the middle of trying to get him treatment and he was outside to go take a shit

why the fuck would you let your elderly disabled cat outside unattended? have you never heard of a litterbox?

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