DNI

a chocolate cookie should cost *checks bank account* $1

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

You don't understand your own post?

i don’t understand anything

can’t believe wednesday keeps happening they haven’t cancelled it yet

Sparkle on

it’s not easy but i’ll try for you brother

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

big and cutes my me at you

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

Imagining a scene is free. Writing it costs my entire lifespan

Like yeah they probably weren't the single primary cause of the bronze age collapse. Nothing in history is ever caused by just one thing. But it's my understanding that the Sea Peoples were very much real.

you're thinking of the seaples 👍

Yes Mistress

I mean you’re right but sasuke doesn’t have A LEFT ARM

THEN WHY DID HE STAND ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS WIFE

Cause he doesnt love her