DNI

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

When I was a teen in the 2010s boys would call each other Gay to say they were too effeminate but now it’s 2026 and we’re “Better Than That” so I just overheard a kid on the bus tell his buddy “you gotta get on T man cause you are NOT passing” 😭😭😭😭😭

First of all put some respect on my name

what if you were eating an apple one day and there was like a soft spot that i wiggled into because i was really small and i popped my head out like a worm and i looked up at you and smiled at you would you smile back or would you add me to the compost? Hi, i noticed you from across the bar, you’re beautiful, by the way.

I'd summon twin scythes

really cool

when it finally happens they shouldn’t lower the flags to half mast, they should raise them to 1.5 mast. add some mast to that mast. maybe some balloons too.

i love sowing. i fucking l- [sees someone reaping] kill that guy.