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it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

@snozzberries96 @awkwardsocialfailure @ambientradiation

Its mr coheed and cambria

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

last christmas, i gave you my heart. but the very next day... the very next day.

turns every character into a fat transgender woman, using my beam

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

🎉 let's 💃🕺have a party 🥳there's a full moon 🌕in the sky 🌃 it's the hour 🕓of the wolf 🐺and i don't 🙅‍♀️🚫⛔wanna die 😨⚰️💀⚰️😨

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors