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Deadpan humor at its finest. Raise your hand if you think highly competent Commander Cody would win this championship.

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ptmc minorities love wokebaiting Robby
trinity " is it because im gay?" santos, parker "is it because im black?" ellis, and the master wokebaiter of them all: jack "is it because im disabled?" abbot
i hate gay halloween wdym u both dressed as an er cowboy and are now in an accidental couples costume??
[adding gerran’s ‘performative male cowboy’ halloween outfit into this accidental couple/throuple costume idea]

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Alternate universe, Higgins didn't see Aaron at the game, instead both Aaron and Andrew were present at the game and Andrew got hit with one of those "separated at birth" jumbotron games
Aaron is just sitting there like: Heh, that's really weird. Right mom? He looks alot like me
Tilda: .....
Aaron: actually crazy....like so similar....
Tilda: ....
Aaron: why aren't you saying anything. I don't actually have a twin right?
Tilda:.....
Aaron: Right?!?!?
And now both of them hate that team on sight and will provide no info as to why.
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syl: bitch you re suicidal swear on something else
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paintings of ulysses and the sirens rated by how securely he is tied to the mast
Ulysses and the Sirens by John William Waterhouse
looks reasonably secure, he’s probably not going anywhere. waterhouse always comes through. 10/10
Ulysses and the Sirens by Herbert James Draper
you’ve allowed too much freedom of movement for his sexy arms!!! he’s aboutta BUST through the ropes and join the choir invisible!!! but i do love the crewmate to the left with the king-wrangling job. i bet that’s eurylochus. 6/10
Odysseus and the Sirens by Alexander Bruckmann
they’re pretending to ask for advice on building wooden horses, and when he jumps overboard to mansplain, that little wristlet is not gonna stop him. 0/10
Ulysses and Sirens by Pablo Picasso
this ulysses is forever trapped in flatland. he will not jump overboard. he knows there is no true escape with the sirens, not really. 7/10
Ulysses and the Sirens by Léon Belly
in 3 minutes this mans is going to be dragging behind the boat like a jet ski. 1/10, there must have been a thought process at least
Odysseus and the sirens (stamnos, Greek artifact in the British museum)
rope to naked flesh ratio is so funny here but you can’t listen to the forbidden song of the sirens if you ain’t cute <3 9/10
The Sirens and Ulysses by William Etty
i’m sorry, i hate this. what?
fish women want him for his thick ass. only ropes around here are the ones he pulls in the gym. 0/10
Ulysses and the Sirens by Marie-François Firmin-Girard
finally…. a socially distanced ulysses. you did it boys. can’t sink this bad boy. 100/10
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hmmm i hate it. he looks way too excited. 8/10
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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”
It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!
in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”
Oh I love this news!!!!
Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”
It feels like some early humans were naming things and one of them ran out of ideas.
Human 1: (points at animal) What’s that?
Human 2: Cow.
Human 1: (points at bug) What’s that?
Human 2: … little cow.
Human 1: But it’s so much smaller. Who would have use for such a small cow?
Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.
The “Lady” in the name “ladybug” is the virgin Mary. People just cannot stop giving religious names to this bug.
The reason for this was that if you lived in an agrarian society then your survival was a throw of the dice every year, depending on the success of the crops. A failed crop year is a very hard year where deaths are expected. And if you grew a cereal like wheat, there were several things that could cause your crops to fail, but one of the big ones was if you happened to get a fuckton of aphids. You know what eats aphids? Ladybugs! If there are lots and lots of ladybugs around, there was a good chance that it’d be a good crop year! They were little crop protectors! When your family lives or dies on the success of that crop, of course they’d be seen as a blessing and given an appropriate name!