Take a look at my partner @jenirodraws oc that I drew for herš
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
sheepfilms
Misplaced Lens Cap
AnasAbdin
$LAYYYTER

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation

pixel skylines

Sweet Seals For You, Always

oozey mess
Three Goblin Art
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird

Product Placement

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@wottie
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Some drawings of my room at different times of the day!
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Ā ā¦ā¦. (ćā¢Ģ Ā āøā¢Ģļ½) hewwoā¦.? is anybodwy hewreā¦?
*BANG*
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sorry, i missed *aims again*
My endocrinologist after each visit that I demand more estrogen to get fat boobies
Four horsemen
I will not stop posting these here because I need everyone to see them
Someone needs to make a masterpost of fucked up Neopets facts because literally every time I reminisce about that game I remember something ridiculous such as
⢠The prize wheel that would take literal hours to spin and would occassionaly reward you with a screamer
⢠Neopets having petpets and the petpets having petpetpets which were just parasites
⢠The laboratory ray that was extremely fucking expensive to use having a chance of turning petpets into piles of ash
⢠A random chance for the game to just steal neopoints from you every time you navigate pages and there being a leaderboard for the unluckiest people that month
thereās a game you can only play at 12:00 am to 1:00 am every day
players lined up en masse for waking up turmaculus and PRAYING that he would be nice enough to eat their goddamn petpet and give them a special site avatar for it
there was an item that you could buy for millions of neopoints in a āhiddenā (used loosely) shop that you could use in the siteās battle feature to turn your opponentās neopet into another color and species of neopet PERMANENTLY, undoing all their work on getting that rare paintbrush instantly
Letās not forget the magna pool where you have a random 10 minutes time slot once a day to throw your pet into lava to have them get a fireball paint color. Did I mention a RANDOM 10 MINUTE SLOT in a 24/hr time frame??????
Thereās a lever that you can pull that does nothing except for steal your money and have a very low chance of giving you an avatar
They had a halloween event featuring the characters from supernatural as neopets
The old event hidden somewhere on the site where the staff members had a murder mystery and you could watch the flash animations of all the staff members being killed until only one was left
Im sorry the halloween event where what
Neopets Sam and Dean
i. what?
Neopets used to claim inappropriate pet names so they couldnāt be used on an account names Baduser and the neopet named genital is holding a hotdog
Only one neopet in the Neopets universe owns a car (Nigel the Chia)
There was a battledome item that would let you turn your opponentās expensive precious painted pet into a Chia
There was a also a battledome item that would let you just PERMANENTLY DELETE your opponentās potentially very expensive weapon
There was once Neopets mobileā¦before the era of Smartphones. The only way to access one of the Neopets lands was through a T Mobile subscription service that ended in 2009 and thereās still no way to access it
The avatar that took users three years to figure out after itās release because of the ridiculously specific requirements
The original version of the penguin pet Bruce was straight up a picture of the real-life English television entertainer Bruce ForsythĀ
An incident where switching over servers caused a glitch that users exploited to clone incredibly expensive items. After it was fixed any mention of the incident on the Neoboards got you frozen (somtimes permanently) with a message on how Neopets was safe and had never been hacked.

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Transcript:
Iām about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a manās height, heāll add an inch. So if heās 6 foot, heāll say heās 6ā1 and if heās 6ā2, heāll say heās 6ā3.
Not me though. I subtract 4. I say Iām 5ā9. Especially when thereās other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks heās 5ā3.
What I do is not a crime, but it should be.
telling the kids that theres an among us movie and they get excited and you sit them down and put on The Thing
i like got this splatoon stuck on my ceiling and im not able to get it down
youre not going to believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling and began its descent to the floor, creating a loud meaty shlap sound upon impact, waking me up in the tender hours of the night
adult life is truly just thinking āI NEED TO CLEANā while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

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This will never NOT be funny
Iām so glad this is on tumblr